Those New Yorkers who don’t read

The top ten subsets:

10). Facebook advertising team

9). Fox News on-air talent

8). The social media guy sitting in the cube next to you pinning shit on his board

7). The television producer working on your book segment

6). The radio producer working on your book segment

5). The person who is interviewing you about your book

4). Bloggers

3). Publicists

2). Editors

1). Authors